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    Release ISRAEL

    ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release

    Set ISRAEL;mode=master

    Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL

    Set Pharaoh;mode=slave

    Command ignored

    Load Moshe

    Done

    Deactivate Pharaoh

    Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated

    For i=1 to 10 do plagues

    Are you sure? Y

    Done



    Release ISRAEL

    error: ISRAEL uninitialized

    Set ISRAEL = 600,000

    Done

    Release ISRAEL

    ISRAEL released



    Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)

    Done



    Move ISRAEL to Sinai

    OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA

    HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!

    Save ISRAEL

    Specify save device

    Save ISRAEL with miracle

    Done



    Move ISRAEL to Sinai

    Done



    For I=1 to 10 do commandments

    Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active/

    golden calf routine

    Destroy calf

    Done

    For I=1 to 10 do commandments

    Done; commandments stored on hard rock device



    Move ISRAEL to desert

    Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop

    Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years

    Done



    Build Mishkan

    Syntax error

    Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel

    Done



    Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL

    Warning: operand terms must be unique

    Move ISRAEL to CANAAN

    Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN

    set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)

    Done

    Move ISRAEL to CANAAN

    Done